Kid Housemate: what are you laughing at?
Me: Your mom and I just can't believe you drew Hitler on the mural.
Kid Housemate: Uh huh! But...with a horse's body.
Refried beans are tasty or gross, depending on...
Me: But that's the beauty of tacos. Everyone can eat what they like.
Kid Housemate: NO. The beauty of tacos is sour cream.